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Pardew headbutt

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Is it still £5,000,00 to become a member of Team Pardew?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 3, 2014
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We've had to revise the entry fee due to a lack of interest. Its now 5p And you get a mug and a t-shirt. Basically we're paying people to join.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Can I sign up for a few family members? I'll give you 50p and you can forward the mugs and t-shirts to the same address as last time.
     
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  4. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Recently read this, from the "Secret Footballer" (take it as you want, as in some will claim it's doggy doo-doo's, others will use it as ammo):

     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sounds like your usual dodgy shenanigans AB. You do realise the mugs and t-shirts have the words TEAM PARDEW pritned in fairly unmissable print and the following pictures made into a lovely collage:

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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Was it the belly?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    The cheesy smile.

    And the chips of course.
     
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  9. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Personally I think this whole incident has been blown out of all proportion, to even call it a head butt is laughable. All he did was push his head into him abit, and I doubt the player even had a scratch on him afterwards. Pardew got a red card for it, which is punishment enough. This is a perfect example of the media trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill:biggrin:
     
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  10. fredor

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    As opposed to you trying to make a molehill out of a mountain
     
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  11. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    Yes it was a very good game, I hope you were not too inconvenienced having to change your underpants at half time
     
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  12. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    I think you are spending too much time watching Tiote
     
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    fredor Well-Known Member

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    As long as you have Pardew for a manager you are depriving some village of its idiot
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Careful fredor, you might get some +rep for that kind of remark.
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Aye, some decent quotes there. I shall deposit some rep upon his person. And for you also, old bean...
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Dashed decent of you old sport.
     
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  17. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    You will always have a Village willing to let you fill their vacancy Fred.
     
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  18. fredor

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    Why where are you moving to ?
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    You really need some therapy, you can see the rage in your illiterate sentence
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fredor has been really angry since his team got humped in the cup final. It appears our fans enjoying it has sparked the tirades.
     
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