It's what he would have wanted. Something like xG just to annoy MiTo.
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- May 22, 2011
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Was just thinking the same when saw this thread. Maybe taking a holiday or something.
Morning lads. My wife and I had a baby boy last month so he’s been taking up all my time and I’ve been trying to get to grips with it!
instead of spouting my anti-hendo bias on here, I can now say it all to my lad and he won’t question it.
instead of spouting my anti-hendo bias on here, I can now say it all to my lad and he won’t question it.
Congratulations mate...
You named him Hendo or Milner?
Haha cheers mate.
It was a massive shock to the system but he’s starting to settle now which means I’ll be back soon
Haha cheers mate.
It was a massive shock to the system but he’s starting to settle now which means I’ll be back soon
It gets easier. Our little one is 15 months old now and has yet to sleep through the night...
Many congratulations! 
I know your own parents named you after james milner when he was in his prime but settling for Jordan is ok, Millie is a nice girl's name for next time.
trust me its better than fernando
I know your own parents named you after james milner when he was in his prime but settling for Jordan is ok, Millie is a nice girl's name for next time.
trust me its better than fernando
Haha cheers mate.
It was a massive shock to the system but he’s starting to settle now which means I’ll be back soon
Is it your first?
Both my daughters were four before they slept through
Both my daughters were four before they slept through
And do you keep in touch with the parents that adopted them?
wtf lads.
first, 4 weeks slept through.
2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months
Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.
Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.
remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.
Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.
It's not like they remember the suffering in later life.
first, 4 weeks slept through.
2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months
Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.
Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.
remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.
Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.
It's not like they remember the suffering in later life.
- May 22, 2011
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Congrats. Perfect time for him to witness our incredible quad winning season as well
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Wins603
Losses261
Goals2,006
Goals Conceded1,143
Clean sheets439
Wins603
Losses261
Goals2,006
Goals Conceded1,143
Clean sheets439
- Attack
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Shots10,223
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Shooting accuracy %34%
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- Team Play
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Crosses13,620
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- Defence
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Tackles12,369
Tackle success %72%
Blocked shots2,649
Interceptions7,455
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Headed Clearance5,527
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- Discipline
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Fouls1,782
Offsides1,335
Different for everyone mate. You can't generalise when it comes to kids. Tried every approach under the sun.wtf lads.
first, 4 weeks slept through.
2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months
Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.
Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.
remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.
Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.
It's not like they remember the suffering in later life.
Treat them like cattle... or pigs... cos they generally are and are psychopaths.
Both my daughters were four before they slept through
That'll be the drugs
wtf lads.
first, 4 weeks slept through.
2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months
Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.
Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.
remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.
Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.
It's not like they remember the suffering in later life.
Slept through with all three of mine, still do and the eldest is 14 now