Morning lads. My wife and I had a baby boy last month so he’s been taking up all my time and I’ve been trying to get to grips with it! instead of spouting my anti-hendo bias on here, I can now say it all to my lad and he won’t question it.
Haha cheers mate. It was a massive shock to the system but he’s starting to settle now which means I’ll be back soon
Many congratulations! I know your own parents named you after james milner when he was in his prime but settling for Jordan is ok, Millie is a nice girl's name for next time. trust me its better than fernando
wtf lads. first, 4 weeks slept through. 2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give. Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you. remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early. Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee. It's not like they remember the suffering in later life.
Matches played1,146 Wins603 Losses261 Goals2,006 Goals Conceded1,143 Clean sheets439 Attack Goals2,006 Goals per match1.75 Shots10,223 Shots on target3,492 Shooting accuracy %34% Penalties scored82 Big Chances Created833 Hit woodwork284 Team Play Passes321,538 Passes per match280.57 Pass accuracy %82% Crosses13,620 Cross accuracy %22% Defence Clean sheets439 Goals Conceded1,143 Goals conceded per match1.00 Saves752 Tackles12,369 Tackle success %72% Blocked shots2,649 Interceptions7,455 Clearances15,342 Headed Clearance5,527 Aerial Battles/Duels Won41,234 Errors leading to goal104 Own goals41 Discipline Yellow cards1,419 Red cards60 Fouls1,782 Offsides1,335
Different for everyone mate. You can't generalise when it comes to kids. Tried every approach under the sun.
