LFC Stats and Analytics

It's not hard.

Billions manage it with barely any vreakage every day.

 

You put yourself under massive pressure, I desperately wanted to be seem as a "good" dad. Doing the right things, never getting pissed off, this should all be a joy! Trying to live life like we where in an advert.

Absolutely ****ing pointless, your tired, your going to loose your temper, it really doesn't matter if the house looks like you're housing a troop of chimps. The baby couldn't give a **** what they are wearing.

As long as you and your partner stick together and help each other out it all works out.

Do not read baby books they are full of ****.

 

Yeah. It really is important to not be nice dad as it only passes women off and doesn't teach kids anything but their psychopathic tendencies see the soft touch.

 

First time I'd ever held a baby was when the midwife handed me my son. We went home wife straight to bed and I was stood there with this new born, terrified to put him down.

I phoned my mum, just asked "what the **** do I do now"

20 minutes she ****ing laughed for.

 

We did something similar. Wife had been in hospital from Sunday to Saturday. Boy born on the Wednesday, but wouldn't feed, so had to stay in (i slept on the hospital floor 4 of the nights. We got home, literally just dumped all our bags on the floor and thought. What now? How do you look after a baby?

 

First baby I ever held was my own too. Actually my three (plus two of the three that didn't make it) are still the only babies I've ever held.

Fortunately, my wife has always babysat and been around babies and whatnot, so she knew what to do.

There's certainly no instinct or instant knowing what to do, it's very much a learning situation.

 

Getting close to the end now and this table here shows why LFC are in with a shout of the title AND why Man Utd are still anywhere near the top 6. Arsenal are an absolute disaster.

 

Blocks of 4. Utd completes Block 8 and we have been over the blue champions form line for the past 12 games.

Block 3 was where we drew with Brighton 2-2 and lost to west ham 2-3 right after
Block 5 was where we drew 2-2 with spurs and lost to Leicester 0-1 in December.

the prem is that tight that those results really hurt.

 

This shows our prior 5 season by block in bars and the red line is our performance this year.

the title winning year is obviously better in blocks 1 to 3 and the title was won by block 6. But this shows that even historically our blocks 6,7 and 8 have been much better than before.

the purple bars show the level of change from 12 months ago!

 

We are exactly on track for 90points.

 

Bottom half:
Games played:16
Goals scored: 47
Goal conceded: 6
Games won: 14
Games draw:1
Games lost: 0
Win ratio: 88%
Draw ratio: 6%
Loss ratio: 0%
Goals per game: 2.9375
Goals conceded per game: 0.375

Top half
Games played: 16
Goals scored: 34
Goal conceded:15
Games won: 8
Games drawn: 6
Games lost: 2
Win ratio: 50%
Draw ratio: 38%
Loss ratio: 13%
Goals per game: 2.125
Goals conceded per game: 0.9

Man utd result has improve our stats on the goals conceded.

We only have 6 more "top half" games left and i hope FOUR and in cups ONLY wolves and spurs left now.

The bottom half teams: Villa, Newcastle, Everton and Southampton won't look forward to facing a record like the above. 3 goals scored on average. 0.375 conceded over the entire season v bottom half.

 

Complete and utter dominance for United:

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it was just ridiculous. the few cyan lines are sancho running down blind alleys

 

Further evidence that Alisson is ridiculously good ...

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We are getting critique form sky on our 23high line" blah blah blah. most of the time i see full backs getting behind the CBs and playing people on. trent is particularly bad at it.

Alisson produces save after save and never drops anything. i've never seen him spill a ball.

you can see we are on the 1 big change a game type of mark but if you did this analysis excluding the top 10 we'd be down to about 0.3. Alisson is absolutely the best keeper on the planet bar none.

Ederson and mendy well down on both chances faced and saves made.

 

Liverpool have become the first English club to reach the final of the European Cup/Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup in the same season.

 

Did I hear that right last night?.......we have scored more goals this season than in any other in our history

 

No that is absolutely right.

Most games but most goals as well.

Massive amount of goals and the goals against isn't too bad either.

 

Opposition defenders close your eyes now, that’s an average of 2.44 goals per game.

It overtakes the previous club record of 138 set back in 1985/86, a tally Kenny Dalglish‘s side reached after 63 matches – as per club statistician Ged Rea.

With six games remaining this season, that club record looks only set to balloon and make it a near-impossible task to be conquered once more – but you never know with these Reds!

Mohamed Salah makes up 21.59 percent (30 goals) of the 139 strikes, while both Sadio Mane and Diogo Jota share in 15 percent each (21 goals) – with 17 other players making up the remaining 48 percent

 

It'd just exceptional.

The thing is though... the defence is nearly as good. Its just not record breaking.