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Morning lads. My wife and I had a baby boy last month so he’s been taking up all my time and I’ve been trying to get to grips with it!

instead of spouting my anti-hendo bias on here, I can now say it all to my lad and he won’t question it.

Congratulations mate...






You named him Hendo or Milner? <laugh>
 
Many congratulations! <bubbly>

I know your own parents named you after james milner when he was in his prime but settling for Jordan is ok, Millie is a nice girl's name for next time.

trust me its better than fernando :bandit:
 
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wtf lads.

first, 4 weeks slept through.

2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months

Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.

Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.

remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.

Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.

It's not like they remember the suffering in later life. :bandit:
 
Morning lads. My wife and I had a baby boy last month so he’s been taking up all my time and I’ve been trying to get to grips with it!

instead of spouting my anti-hendo bias on here, I can now say it all to my lad and he won’t question it.

Congrats. Perfect time for him to witness our incredible quad winning season as well <diva>
 
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Matches played1,146
Wins603
Losses261
Goals2,006
Goals Conceded1,143
Clean sheets439
  • Attack
    Goals2,006
    Goals per match1.75
    Shots10,223
    Shots on target3,492
    Shooting accuracy %34%
    Penalties scored82
    Big Chances Created833
    Hit woodwork284
  • Team Play
    Passes321,538
    Passes per match280.57
    Pass accuracy %82%
    Crosses13,620
    Cross accuracy %22%
  • Defence
    Clean sheets439
    Goals Conceded1,143
    Goals conceded per match1.00
    Saves752
    Tackles12,369
    Tackle success %72%
    Blocked shots2,649
    Interceptions7,455
    Clearances15,342
    Headed Clearance5,527
    Aerial Battles/Duels Won41,234
    Errors leading to goal104
    Own goals41
  • Discipline
    Yellow cards1,419
    Red cards60
    Fouls1,782
    Offsides1,335
 
wtf lads.

first, 4 weeks slept through.

2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months

Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.

Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.

remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.

Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.

It's not like they remember the suffering in later life. :bandit:
Different for everyone mate. You can't generalise when it comes to kids. Tried every approach under the sun.
 
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wtf lads.

first, 4 weeks slept through.

2nd had to be tied down and soothed to sleep through. eczema.. i paid for consultant not waited. best money ever. Socks over hands to stop scratching and clawing. maybe 4/5 months

Trust me they don't need minding at night, they need HARSH discipline like klopp would give.

Give em water, make sure they are wake and working on thier rondos in the day asap. tummy time and all that ****e. tired. bed. sleep. no feed when they are old enough and make absolutely sure not to throw more ounces of milk into them than they can take. Little ****ers will take it all and puke it and laugh at you.

remember babies are nearly as demanding as ronaldo. you have to stamp it out early.

Feed em in the day. make sure they have just enough sleep to grow and not more all day and get them trained like sticking the dogs face in its own wee.

It's not like they remember the suffering in later life. :bandit:

Slept through with all three of mine, still do and the eldest is 14 now :)