Off Topic Jokes thread
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- What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall?
- A broken nose.
- A drunk staggers into the back of a taxi.
- He leans towards the driver and says,"excuse me,have you got room for a lobster and 3 bottles of wine on your front seat?"
- "I think so,"says the driver
- "Good," replies the drunk,and throws up.
Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking our holiday, I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.
Female Prison guard at HMP Berwyn jailed for having sex with prisoner.
Shame, apparently she was a really good Screw.
Shame, apparently she was a really good Screw.
- A blonde calls up an airline ticket counter and asks, "How long are your flights from London to Glasgow?"
- The ticket clerk replies, "just a minute, madam..."
- "Thank you", says the blonde, and hangs up.
- What"s the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of United supporters?
- The hedgehog"s got the pricks on the outside.
- A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
- Dear Santa, Please can you send me a baby brother.
- Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother then ..."