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No stag do is ever complete without the following mandatory happenings;

1. Some **** has to piss themselves
2. Some **** hast to **** themselves
3. Some **** has to puke over themselves and other people.
4. There has to be at least one fight and at least one member of the do has to get their **** kicked in.
5. Someone has to pull a munter and get her pumped
5. At least one person has to get arrested
6. At least one person has to split with their misses the day after

probably many more but can't be assed. :)
 
gas. said:
No stag do is ever complete without the following mandatory happenings;

1. Some **** has to piss themselves
2. Some **** hast to **** themselves
3. Some **** has to puke over themselves and other people.
4. There has to be at least one fight and at least one member of the do has to get their **** kicked in.
5. Someone has to pull a munter and get her pumped
5. At least one person has to get arrested
6. At least one person has to split with their misses the day after

probably many more but can't be assed. :)
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I did all those things at my own stag do.

Strangely, she still married me. Less strangely, we later divorced.
 
monacoger said:
When I was in the halls of residence at uni, my room was straight across the corridor from the bogs and I would still pish in my sink in my room.
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Me too but I used to piss in the sink in my girlfriend's room. She never knew.

Went to a wedding a few years back with my then girlfriend (not the one from Uni), who is now my wife. We stayed in an old hotel that had sinks in the bedrooms. I woke up to her yelling at me as I was pissing in the sink while still asleep. I was so hammered she was lucky I didn't piss on her. Fortunately it was only a 6 hour drive home the next day.
 
Gambol said:
A few Christmases ago me and my brother-in-law were walking up to the pub in the snow one evening. Coming the other way was a bloke wearing just a shirt and pants and had his troosers draped over his arm. As he neared us, without skipping a beat, he simply said "Shat maself" and strolled on. <laugh>
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It's very rare that I LOL but that story had me in bits.
 
Shteve said:
Me too but I used to piss in the sink in my girlfriend's room. She never knew.

Went to a wedding a few years back with my then girlfriend (not the one from Uni), who is now my wife. We stayed in an old hotel that had sinks in the bedrooms. I woke up to her yelling at me as I was pissing in the sink while still asleep. I was so hammered she was lucky I didn't piss on her. Fortunately it was only a 6 hour drive home the next day.
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Ah, drunk sleepy pishing.

Ye think yer in the toilet but suddenly get woke up by yer burd/wife kicking and punching and shouting at ye for pishing in/on the wardrobe/stairs/wall.

The wardrobe one is always a surprise because ye think yer in a warm comfy toilet before reality kicks in.
 
Gambol said:
Ah, drunk sleepy pishing.

Ye think yer in the toilet but suddenly get woke up by yer burd/wife kicking and punching and shouting at ye for pishing in/on the wardrobe/stairs/wall.

The wardrobe one is always a surprise because ye think yer in a warm comfy toilet before reality kicks in.
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It's not right and on Tina's side with this one,pissing in the jacks or back garden grand.On the lash wit me brother in law and back to my house and he was pissing on me bookcase ffs and him a lecturer in photography!Jaysus<laugh>
 
Shteve said:
Me too but I used to piss in the sink in my girlfriend's room. She never knew.

Went to a wedding a few years back with my then girlfriend (not the one from Uni), who is now my wife. We stayed in an old hotel that had sinks in the bedrooms. I woke up to her yelling at me as I was pissing in the sink while still asleep. I was so hammered she was lucky I didn't piss on her. Fortunately it was only a 6 hour drive home the next day.
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Weirdly enough, I pished on my bird a few weeks ago, she wasn't too happy, especially because it was her birthday(before anybody says, tell her it was a present, believe me, it didn't work)
 
Why does Windermere not qualify as a lake? It's ****ing massive; it even has its own tides. That's where me and Mrs Stam got married, btw:

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I stayed at a mates house in a spare room, there was a sink in it so I pissed in it. Only then did I realise that it wasn't fully plumbed in, straight down the plughole and onto the carpet. Ooops.
 
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