There was a pub near me and there was a pair hidden for months,can't say I'd blame the cleaner but pub is closed now
I know you are new here mate but cool yer jets, don't take on the big dog until you've dealt with the runts.
True facts about all things urine - Urine cannot be boiled Urine mixed with gravy can cause explosions Urine is an actual colour and can be seen in many of Turner's iconic paintings The urinal was invented in 2001 by ex-Blue Peter presenter Mark Curry There are no urinals in Corby It is wholly legal to urinate in public in Aberdeen - as long one walks backwards while doing it The occasional sniffing of urine can bring about a mild palsy Prolonged sniffing of urine can cause one's ears to fall off The former Dundee United player, Dave Bowman, owns the worlds largest collection of urine samples, some of which date back to Neolithic times
2- Russ Abbott, former TV funny man 3- Ray Bond, a greengrocer from Taunton 4- Tony Meo, former snooker player 5- The guy who played the first ever Milky Bar Kid
A few Christmases ago me and my brother-in-law were walking up to the pub in the snow one evening. Coming the other way was a bloke wearing just a shirt and pants and had his troosers draped over his arm. As he neared us, without skipping a beat, he simply said "Shat maself" and strolled on. Another time we were on a stag do where we did a pub crawl around Glasgow with a mini-bus to take us from pub to pub. As the evening drew to a close we realised we were missing the stag's soon to be brother-in-law. We found him three pubs back sitting on the toilet having shat the pan and puked into his pants and troosers round his ankles. Nae **** was cleaning that up so we simply pulled up his pants and troosers and put him on the back of the bus. Nae **** would sit anywhere near him.
I met Tony Meo. He owns a pub down Windermere. Or it might have been a different snooker player. True story.
