been too lazy to go for a pish in the bog and just pished in a pint glass next to their bed, because I haven't.
Yep.

When I stayed in our first marital home, she was pregnant and pissed off and used to go to bed early.
Because the toilet was upstairs and I was still puffing, I used to go outside for a smoke and go for a piss round the side of the house, incognito, or in the kitchen sink.
OR so I thought, I used to have a rapport with a mum who used to walk the dog round the street, longing glances, wee smiles, boy did she want banged, then one day, it stopped!
I can only assume that she saw me pissing in my garden or sink.
Or she just wasn't into me![]()
[h=2]Has anybody..[/h]been too lazy to go for a pish in the bog and just pished in a pint glass next to their bed,
probably... its a big world
about time you got me back, it's only taken you 7 years
keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?

keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?
Why is Australia blue writing ? I tapped the screen expecting a link .
Why is Australia blue writing ? I tapped the screen expecting a link .