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monacoger

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Feb 2, 2010
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been too lazy to go for a pish in the bog and just pished in a pint glass next to their bed, because I haven't.
 
When I stayed in our first marital home, she was pregnant and pissed off and used to go to bed early.

Because the toilet was upstairs and I was still puffing, I used to go outside for a smoke and go for a piss round the side of the house, incognito, or in the kitchen sink.

OR so I thought, I used to have a rapport with a mum who used to walk the dog round the street, longing glances, wee smiles, boy did she want banged, then one day, it stopped!

I can only assume that she saw me pissing in my garden or sink.

Or she just wasn't into me <wah>
 
When I stayed in our first marital home, she was pregnant and pissed off and used to go to bed early.

Because the toilet was upstairs and I was still puffing, I used to go outside for a smoke and go for a piss round the side of the house, incognito, or in the kitchen sink.

OR so I thought, I used to have a rapport with a mum who used to walk the dog round the street, longing glances, wee smiles, boy did she want banged, then one day, it stopped!

I can only assume that she saw me pissing in my garden or sink.

Or she just wasn't into me <wah>

When I was in the halls of residence at uni, my room was straight across the corridor from the bogs and I would still pish in my sink in my room.
 
keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?
 
keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?

<laugh>

Man you'd want to get out of bed and go for a walk
 
keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?


I think you should go to the monaco equivalent of the sandyford.
 
Has anyone ever had a accident on a night on the piss and left your jocks behind the cistern in a pub?

Only asking