been too lazy to go for a pish in the bog and just pished in a pint glass next to their bed, because I haven't.
The only thing is, now I need to go out the room to empty the ****ing pint glass, no way am I drinking it again.
When I stayed in our first marital home, she was pregnant and pissed off and used to go to bed early. Because the toilet was upstairs and I was still puffing, I used to go outside for a smoke and go for a piss round the side of the house, incognito, or in the kitchen sink. OR so I thought, I used to have a rapport with a mum who used to walk the dog round the street, longing glances, wee smiles, boy did she want banged, then one day, it stopped! I can only assume that she saw me pissing in my garden or sink. Or she just wasn't into me
When I was in the halls of residence at uni, my room was straight across the corridor from the bogs and I would still pish in my sink in my room.
keeping on the pishing theme, does anybody(on here), before having a ****/ride need a pish and then after aforementioned ****/ride have a pish but still think you need a pish for about 20 minutes after, but pretty much nothing comes out, but because you still think you need a pish just go to sleep with your cock lying on a towel, just incase a wee bit of pish does come out?
Has anyone ever had a accident on a night on the piss and left your jocks behind the cistern in a pub? Only asking
