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No stag do is ever complete without the following mandatory happenings;

1. Some **** has to piss themselves
2. Some **** hast to **** themselves
3. Some **** has to puke over themselves and other people.
4. There has to be at least one fight and at least one member of the do has to get their **** kicked in.
5. Someone has to pull a munter and get her pumped
5. At least one person has to get arrested
6. At least one person has to split with their misses the day after

probably many more but can't be assed.

 

It's usually copious amount of drink and never any food

 

I did all those things at my own stag do.

Strangely, she still married me. Less strangely, we later divorced.

 

what a vile lot you are.

 

Me too but I used to piss in the sink in my girlfriend's room. She never knew.

Went to a wedding a few years back with my then girlfriend (not the one from Uni), who is now my wife. We stayed in an old hotel that had sinks in the bedrooms. I woke up to her yelling at me as I was pissing in the sink while still asleep. I was so hammered she was lucky I didn't piss on her. Fortunately it was only a 6 hour drive home the next day.

 

It's very rare that I LOL but that story had me in bits.

 

Am no

 

Ah, drunk sleepy pishing.

Ye think yer in the toilet but suddenly get woke up by yer burd/wife kicking and punching and shouting at ye for pishing in/on the wardrobe/stairs/wall.

The wardrobe one is always a surprise because ye think yer in a warm comfy toilet before reality kicks in.

 

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It's not right and on Tina's side with this one,pissing in the jacks or back garden grand.On the lash wit me brother in law and back to my house and he was pissing on me bookcase ffs and him a lecturer in photography!Jaysus

 

Not a lake, it is a mere, hence the name! There is only one "lake" in the lake district.

 

Weirdly enough, I pished on my bird a few weeks ago, she wasn't too happy, especially because it was her birthday(before anybody says, tell her it was a present, believe me, it didn't work)

 

haha never thought of it that way, but yeah I'll go with that. Think the only lake is baithsinwaite or some pish like that

 

Looks nice,was that the last ripple free day you had?

 

Because, it is a "mere"!!!

 

I must be lazy, I just fall asleep and pish all over the burds back in bed #warpedwatersports

 

This is the reason new guys like you don't get adopted into our clique.

 

I stayed at a mates house in a spare room, there was a sink in it so I pissed in it. Only then did I realise that it wasn't fully plumbed in, straight down the plughole and onto the carpet. Ooops.

 

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