Apologies for my late entry on this thread, I have only briefly perused these pages of late.
Right, down to business. I don't **** about.
For me, fish (haddock), chips and mushy peas, with a pickled onion cheekily thrown in too. Ouuuussh! Pick that one out.
Golden Fry in town, or Dundee on Chants would be the places for me, but I'm not a snob about it. All Electric on Bev Road is a bit of a corker too, but if I'm up there I'm usually off to Golden Star. Look, that's just the way it is! I in no way wish to besmirch the fine name of the chippy, but a Chinese is normally my favoured vice.
Oh, if you get offered scraps, take 'em! I often forget about scraps until it's too late, but they are a treat. Don't be complacent like me.
Then, obviously, liberally douse with vinegar & sprinkle with salt. Done.
I find that this is what works for me, but we're all different. Some of you will probably eat spam fritters. That **** is not ok, frankly, but if it makes you happy then go forth and prosper. I would personally rather cut my own cock off, but that's just me.
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