Ok, after spending a week on holiday with the missus, my brother and his missus, I have really gone off condiments. The brother's better half puts mayonnaise on
everything. Lasagne, Paella, Bolognese, Chips, Bacon Sandwiches

emoticon-0104-surpr)... I know I know.
I'll have a large haddock and chips, peas with plenty of Salt and Vinegar. The way God intended. And if I'm feeling particularly malicious, I might have a pickled egg while I wait for it to be cooked.
Mayo goes in Tuna sandwiches or in salad dressing. It should never be introduced to hot food ever.
Curry sauce....has anybody ever actually had a curry that tastes like curry sauce? It's not even spicy.
I'll accept Gravy is very versatile, but I'd not have it on chippy.
Red sauce for Sausages, Brown for Bacon. BBQ for chicken.
And chip spice....you can only really get it in Hull, I've yet to see it anywhere else which is both good and bad at the same time, because I think it gives us a bit of identity. Even America, where it claims to be from, haven't heard of it! Anyway, it goes on fries, but almost certainly not chips.
