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What do they feed hens on these days? When I was a kid all the eggs were white. Now they all brown. Even the ones I get off the lads over the allotments are brown & I know for a fact they're true free range cos I see them clucking about. Whatever happened to white eggs?

Been to a funeral today, my aunty who died after a massive stroke. Decent enough service I suppose, but full of the usual god bothering, bible bashing ****e & living in the spirit world with Jesus. Kind of got me thinking. How would you like to go? I hope that I go quickly, hit by a skip truck...

According to radio news it took EU ministers just 21 minutes to decide that the UK is going nowhere for the next 21 months but will have not a single voting right. How very democratic that pisshole of an organisation that shower of **** are.

Anyone know?

A mate of mine gave me a leaflet about this the other day. When the pits were nationalised in 1947 there were 151 working collieries in Co Durham. It makes me wonder how many men were employed in the mines in those days. There were three in my village alone. East Tanfield, Tanfield Lea &...

Anyone else feel it? Not just towards our club but football in general? I just don't give a **** anymore. I hate the way teams are seeded in cup draws to stop the big boys meeting each other half way. FIFA, still as corrupt as **** even though Sepp Twatter has gone. I'd rather watch none league...

A good friend of mine needs help with her house.

Birmingham winning.

What a pure **** Taylor is. Conman with no respect for his opponent & a cheating fat twat to boot. He deserves to be stripped of all of his titles. Walking into the yellow box when Anderson is throwing. If I was Anderson I'd have stabbed the fat **** in the eye with my darts. Most unsporting...

****ing woeful tonight.

Cast. Ebeneezer Scrooge - Ellis Short. Jacob Marley - Martin Baine. Bob Cratchet - Coal Man. Tiny Tim - Billy Jones. Ghost of Christmas past - Bob Murray. Ghost of Christmas present - John O'Shea. Ghost of Christmas future - The Sultan of Oman. Scrooge in a mean old **** and treats his...

Who's gonna be the next one then? Terry Wogan. Esther Ranzen. Peter Purvis. Noel Edmonds. Sally James, oh how I wish she'd sexually abused me when I was a boy. Just suggestions mind - not allegations.

Past & present that have names of Scottish towns. Over to you lot.

What's the most boring sport to watch? Some suggestions. Golf. Snooker. Ski ing. F1 Synchronised swimming. Bowls.

If Brum beat Boro tonight then we are seriously in the **** & getting cut adrift.

Just watched the first episode of the new series on I Player ****ing brilliant. Tommy still at his best but at odds with the Italian Mafia now. Cillian Murphy is brilliant in this roll like. Great show, highly recommend it.

Seems like a canny fella. http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/14/africa/zimbabwe-military-chief-treasonable-conduct/index.html

The players are ****e. Larry is ****e. Shorty is ****ing ****e. Baine the tax man con artist is ****e. Maggie was ****e but at least she had a nice pair of tits to look at.

Late winner by Watford. They not happy on Talksport, lol.

Whether English, Irish or Scottish. What would you have with yours? Bacon, eggs, black pudding, beans, fried bread, sausage, brown sauce, hash browns. All fried in beef dripping.