City transfer thread

Do you know the joke about when Mohammad Attar (the 9/11 leader) gets to the pearly Gates?

 

I noticed he got a lot of fouls near the box, genuine fouls not diving, doesn't Taylor have a good free kick on him?

 

Yes, I'm hoping he'll chip in like Andy Dawson used to

 

So if he doesn't score the goals he might help to create a few

 

I wouldn't be too bothered about this, he must have only joined them for a rest/ keep fitness levels up haha

 

You have a duck that plays five a side? Reminds me of Ted Drake.

 

What do they do in Arkansas and Oklahoma?

 

More like Charlie - That reminds me when is SB next having a party.

 

I was thinking the same/

 

So how come you support City? I'd always assumed you'd emigrated from Hull years ago.

 

Andy Dawson never chipped in it was more freekicks he scored

 

He is a plastic. He just chose us due to us being a big club and all the glamour that goes with it.

 

Interesting reading through these pages how some moan when we aren't signing players and moan when we do sign them!

 

He used to be our milkman.
True story.

 

The akpom deal gone through yet? Any updates on the brentford lads?

 

Ted Drake was your Milkman? Oh you used to live in Chelsea!

 

Hey all

I am on vacation next week for 14 nights in a sunny climate so the updates may be a bit few and far between. I will endeavour to keep in contact with our kid and if there is anything urgent I will get some gratis wifi in a cafe and post it for you.

Adios for now and as they say in France - bon voyage

Big Vernon

 

Slow ****ing news day.

It is only this time next week after all where we have to kick off our 15/16 campaign.

Just saying Mr Bruce. Pull your ****ing finger out your arse.

 

This is typical though Ed. Happens just about every year. Our problem has been that we have failed (so far) to off-load those 'high-earners' in order to bring in the players we need. Again, and this seems to apply to Hull City with sickening regularity, we are getting the "Hull City"? "Thanks but No Thanks"! replies from players we are approaching or the proverbial "You'll have to up your offer" from their agents and/or Club.
With kick-off a mere week away there are a number of scenario's that could happen. We could be left with N'Doye and Jelly in which case I would expect a better than average return in goals from these two at this level. We could off-load them this week leaving us with untried players in our team and this could take some weeks before they bonded with the rest of the team. Should Jelly and N'Doye stay and start cracking some goals in then they would (imo) attract substantial offers in the January window which may be too good to refuse and this again would leave us in the s hit up front.

 

hahaha youre optimistic arent you?
we wont get out of our own half again this season, sitting too deep?