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brisbane-lion
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They are smelling fanny juices brisbane,not surprised you can't remember at your age though m8.I don't get this..........................I'm glad to say.
brisbane-lion
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When you won on Bullseye but lived in Coventry
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brisbane-lion
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I got on the us the other day and caught two young girls in the middle of a conversation. One said ".........and it was a good eight inches long." Her friend asked "and how big around was it?" The first girl made a ring with her fingers "about this big." "Wow, and did it hurt?" "Well, yes a bit, but it was worth it." "How did you feel afterwards?" "Oh, very satisfied, really." "And did it last long?" "Well, yes it did, in fact I had to flush three times before it went away." Oh, dear................
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I took my Dog into the Benefits office this morning to claim his benefits.
The clerk said, "On what grounds is he entitled to benefits"?
I said: "well he's brown, he stinks, he doesn't work, and he ****s on the pavement"
She said "OK fill this form in and get it stamped at desk 4.
The clerk said, "On what grounds is he entitled to benefits"?
I said: "well he's brown, he stinks, he doesn't work, and he ****s on the pavement"
She said "OK fill this form in and get it stamped at desk 4.
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So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.'
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
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Too soon????
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