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  1. Aski

    Aski Well-Known Member

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    Not a joke, but it made me laugh


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    Aski, Sep 25, 2023
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    OLOF, Sep 26, 2023
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    What does a chicken see when it looks at a lettuce? CHICKEN CEASAR SALAD. <doh><laugh><doh><laugh>
     
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    brisbane-lion, Sep 29, 2023
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    OLOF, Sep 29, 2023
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    Eireleeds1, Sep 30, 2023
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    Eireleeds1, Sep 30, 2023
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    I tried explaining to my mate the dangers of playing Russian Roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other.
     
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    brisbane-lion, Oct 2, 2023
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    A boy walks in on his dad masturbating...

    He asks him, "Daddy what are you doing?"

    His dad responds, "Don't worry son, you'll be doing it soon."

    The boy then asks, "Why's that daddy?"

    His dad answers, "Because my arms getting tired.."
     
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    Aski, Oct 2, 2023
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    Gessa, Oct 3, 2023
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    Eireleeds1, Oct 3, 2023
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    OLOF, Oct 4, 2023
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    OLOF, Oct 5, 2023
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    How do you make a hormone.... don't pay her
     
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    oldschool, Oct 6, 2023
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    Stick with it ....

     
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    Whitejock, Oct 8, 2023
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    wakeybreakyheart, Oct 8, 2023
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    Little six year old maid comes home from school looking flustered and sad. Mum asks what the problem was. "Today we had a lesson on where babies came from. Johnny said they come with a stork, Mary said you can buy them at TESCOs , Harry said you can buy them at WAITROSE. " Mum asked what was she so concerned about. "Just imagine how I felt when I had to admit that my parents couldn't afford to buy me so had to make me themselves."
     
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    OLOF, Oct 9, 2023
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