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    I asked my wife why she married me, she said it was because I made her laugh. I said I thought it was because I was such a great lover. She said, "There you go, you're still funny".
     
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    Q. Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?

    A. Because they're good at it.

    Q. Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

    A. So they can hide in cherry trees.

    Q. Whats the loudest sound in the forest?

    A. Giraffes eating cherries...
     
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    Just been in a cafe for a sarnie and a cup of tea and the two waitresses were having a massive argument about how long to keep the teabag in the cup, they both ended up fighting
    I asked the manager about it and he said, oh it's been brewing for ages
     
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