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  1. Aski

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    Just been on a blind date.

    Well, it didn't start out like that but to my horror she had pepper spray.
     
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    even celebrities are suffering with the cost of living crisis, a recent picture of mark knopfler shows he is in dire straits
     
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    The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

    He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
     
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    Shows there is something seriously wrong with the NHS when a dog is unable to operate a piece of medical equipment but cats can ;)
     
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    That reminds me of the old joke; "I really shouldn't have called my dog Shark and taken him to the beach"
     
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    I asked my boss why he only hired married men. He said it's because they are used to being shouted at and doing as their told.
     
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    Hire trans ...........they could do both (allegedly) <whistle>
     
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