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  1. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    OLOF, Nov 22, 2023
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    the definition of an arsewipe is someone who has actually experienced using izal toilet paper!
     
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    oldschool, Nov 22, 2023
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    OK, I admit it, pinched this from another site but here goes. Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a petrie dish. The results speak for themselves.
     
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    brisbane-lion, Nov 22, 2023
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    wakeybreakyheart, Nov 24, 2023
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    My Dad always said it was rude to point. Great man, rubbish bricklayer.
     
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    Aski, Nov 24, 2023
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    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
     
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    Aski, Nov 24, 2023
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Married nearly sixty years and I never heard my wife complain one..........until I got hearing aids.
     
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    Mine has never complained once, either. Not in 50 years. She always repeats it 20 times to be sure I’ve heard.
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Nov 25, 2023
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    Yep, on consecutive days, weeks.............
     
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    Black Friday deals..... immigration was 657,000...now 734,000
     
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    My stomache has grown somewhat and I can;t see my penis. Someone suggested I diet, so I did, but I as I can;t see it I've no idea what colour it is.
     
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    brisbane-lion, Nov 26, 2023
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