Well, there's your problem, right there. If you insist on calling your dishwasher unloading regime 'a game', the gods will never take it seriously, and Saints will not get any supernatural assistance. Dishwasher unloading isn't a matter of life of death, it's more important than that. Oh, and we'll win 2-1. I expect.
The wife calls it a game, especially when I broke her favourite cup. Incidentally, that was on the day of the Carling Cup game v Chelsea (IIRC) last year. I broke the cup, we get knocked out of the cup. Maybe I should have held it aloft and done a lap of honour around the kitchen.
You are right, the dishwasher and the universe are one.