Off Topic Trainers.

[brb]

Nah Chief Cmon man they look like you should have one with a thicker sole than the other

He's fooking got a stumpy leg that's why he wears them, probably an eye patch and a parrot for his shoulder too the miserable old kunt.

 

[brb]

Enjoy the rest of your evening lads.

 

[Chief]

Mate the only idiot I'm looking at is you. You're a complete fooking bellend that thinks anything that is class has Chief's name on it, you're about as classy as a fooking tramp to be perfectly honest

Ha, OK then.

But yeah, boat shoes are funny as ****.

What you wear you silly old prick, slippers?

**** off.

 

[Chief]

Enjoy the rest of your evening lads.

Off to fill your pipe are you? Get some Ovaltine on the go mate.

Enjoy.

 

[Spurlock]

 

[PINKIE]

Off to fill your pipe are you? Get some Ovaltine on the go mate.

Enjoy.

You got brb down as a crack or old holborn type of bloke ?

 

[brb]

Ovaltine, pipe and slippers, wtf!? Only Zak Dingle would think up one of those items, let alone all three yer fooking tramp.

 

[Chief]

But, but , but, he wears shoes and that.

Guise, guise, he wears shoes!!

Lolz.

 

[Tobes]

This was unexpected.

 

[PINKIE]

But, but , but, he wears shoes and that.

Guise, guise, he wears shoes!!

Lolz.

brb probs only wears slippers mate.

even pops down the spar to get a pint of milk in em

 

[Chief]

You got brb down as a crack or old holborn type of bloke ?

Capstan.

 

[brb]

only in WALES

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[PINKIE]

Capstan.

Probs buys them in a tin

with some snuff

in his slippers

 

[PINKIE]

only in WALES

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Go sailing in those mate.

 

[Tobes]

only in WALES

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@luvgonzo

 

[Chief]

only in WALES

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Well no, not really.

I would think a good percentage of the male population of Britain owns a pair of boat shoes.

You're making yourself look (very) stupid, go to bed.

 

[brb]

Go sailing in those mate.

Ffs sailing, they are the fooking boat!

 

[PINKIE]

Ffs sailing, they are the fooking boat!

That’s what I mean.

Go sailing in em

 

[brb]

Well no, not really.

I would think a good percentage of the male population of Britain owns a pair of boat shoes.

You're making yourself look (very) stupid, go to bed.

You got one leg shorter than the other, do you just wear one shoe to get rid of the hobble?

 

[brb]

That’s what I mean.

Go sailing in em

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