My daughter said, ‘Dad, can I have a rabbit?’ ‘No’ I said, ‘you're too young, use your fingers.’
Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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My daughter said, ‘Dad, can I have a rabbit?’ ‘No’ I said, ‘you're too young, use your fingers.’
Bit near the knuckle perhaps?
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Don’t make a fist of it mate.
prefer finger licking good
All good crack this..
Is four still on the agenda then
as long as it doesn't smell like prawns that;s gone off
Nobody asked you to butt in.
only if you're ambidextrousIs four still on the agenda then
that's one butt crack you definatley don't want to smell
A bloke jumped out of a car and flashed a young lady. On reporting it to the police the PC asked "Did the man have an erection?" to which she replied ...... "No, I think it was a Cortina!"
was talking to a mate back in England and he said one that i hadn't heard since i was back in the barracks Best one I heard says he banged this bird and said, she had a coount like a wizards sleeve”
It's years since I have heard anyone say that one..
Reminds me of this one...
Guy leaves the pub with this old slapper and heads back to her place. Things get amorous and she says to him;
"put your finger inside me" which he dutifly does
"now put another one in" and he thinks ok and does.
"now try your whole hand" he's never had this asked of him before so he thinks what the hell and fits his whole hand in.
she then says "put your other hand in as well". The guys thinking what the **** but does anyway.
Finally she says "Now clap" to which he replies "I can't"
"I know" she says "Tight aren't I"
