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  1. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    Bit near the knuckle perhaps?
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bet you have been into it up to your elbows........<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 17, 2020
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  5. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Don’t make a fist of it mate.
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    prefer finger licking good
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i don't do 5 finger shuffles anyway
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

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    All good crack this..
     
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  9. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Is four still on the agenda then <laugh>
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    as long as it doesn't smell like prawns that;s gone off
     
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  11. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Nobody asked you to butt in.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    only if you're ambidextrous
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that's one butt crack you definatley don't want to smell
     
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    A bloke jumped out of a car and flashed a young lady. On reporting it to the police the PC asked "Did the man have an erection?" to which she replied ...... "No, I think it was a Cortina!"
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    was talking to a mate back in England and he said one that i hadn't heard since i was back in the barracks Best one I heard says he banged this bird and said, she had a coount like a wizards sleeve”
     
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    It's years since I have heard anyone say that one..
     
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    Or like a hippo's yawn.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    5 star mate
     
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    Reminds me of this one...

    Guy leaves the pub with this old slapper and heads back to her place. Things get amorous and she says to him;
    "put your finger inside me" which he dutifly does
    "now put another one in" and he thinks ok and does.
    "now try your whole hand" he's never had this asked of him before so he thinks what the hell and fits his whole hand in.
    she then says "put your other hand in as well". The guys thinking what the **** but does anyway.
    Finally she says "Now clap" to which he replies "I can't"

    "I know" she says "Tight aren't I"
     
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    Ozzymac, Nov 17, 2020
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  20. Milton Nunez's Thong

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    IMG-20201117-WA0007.jpg
     
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