....... according to Mrs Smug! We've just driven back from Bath and, to pass the time, started recalling previous failed jobs we'd had. She reckoned, from looking at RAW's previous horrific puns he and a few others, off here, would have a few examples themselves. I told her about my failed Oxford boat hire business ........ sadly no one was prepared to take a punt. She recalled her disillusionment after becoming a clairvoyant ..... she just couldn't see any future in it.
Got a job on the Bins. It was rubbish. I once worked with concrete but it just got harder and harder. I used to be an apprentice butcher but I couldn't cut it
I worked as a radio announcer but had to quit as it affected my voice ..... it still sometimes fades if I go through a tunnel
I had a temporary driving job and while I was out my boss called to say I'd been taken on permanently. He called back later to say I'd been made up to team leader. Sadly, when he rang to say I'd been made up to branch manager, I became distracted and careered of the road.
I know someone who worked at a zoo in China and tried to get pandas to mate. It was very frustrating and he quit as he couldn't bear it.
My mate had to jacket in because his brain was mashed. He owns a small farm growing potatoes which he finds much more apeeling.
I always fancied being an accountant. 1) No hard graft. 2) Sociable hours. 3) Good pay. 5) I`m brilliant with numbers.
I've always had mad ideas about jobs i'd love. My first idea was a lettuce grower. That was just the tip of the iceberg
