Would I Lie To You Thread

[Resurgam]

1. Lie. He can't have had any form of dart partner, otherwise he'd have a dart in his head.
2. Lie. I fear if it's not a lie there's going to be some form of gruesome tale about the general location of the loss
3. Lie! A very clever lie! You knew I'd look it up and see he played for Norwich around the time you would have needed babysitting... Booo I say! Codswallop!

You googled him to see if he babysat me?

 

[Resurgam]

Who cares? He's rigged it so he can win the prize of a dirty weekend away. But who with?

He might be wanting to take his 'dad' with him

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.

False
True
True - can just see you in a wimple

1. LIE. Nobody would steal YOUR clothes.
2. TRUE.
3. Hmmm, tricky. Is it a bluff? or a double bluff (like the boyfriends question last time)? or a tripple bluff because you thought that I might think that you'd think like that? Or maybe a quadruple... Oh what the hell, TRUE!

1. Lie. I have never had my clothes stolen, or been arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked.
2. Lie. I spelled his name wrong so people would think I had no clue.. #sneakybastard
3. Lie! I have never been in any form of drama since primary school, when I played Jesus... Because I was the only kid in school with facial hair... Just me and big boobs Minxy in the corner like a freakshow ... Once you've played Jesus, there's nowhere to go, it's all downhill and beneath my talent from there! This was really just a test of how bisexual people think I actually am...

 

[Obi Wan]

1. Lie. I have never had my clothes stolen, or been arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked.
2. Lie. I spelled his name wrong so people would think I had no clue.. #sneakybastard
3. Lie! I have never been in any form of drama since primary school, when I played Jesus... Because I was the only kid in school with facial hair... Just me and big boobs Minxy in the corner like a freakshow ... Once you've played Jesus, there's nowhere to go, it's all downhill and beneath my talent from there! This was really just a test of how bisexual people think I actually am...

Forget bisexual, judging by those final scenes in LOTR you have quite a fetish for hairy toed Hobbits, you dirty old man!

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Scores

DT 12,385 points - just incase I've said something dodgy she might want to question me about later... I see your username at the bottom dumbass!
Poshminx 2,311.105 points
Hornette 2,311.104 points
ACS 69.69 points
GCT 31.2 points
Obi Wan 1 point
Fat fingers 1 point
AB -1,300 points
Gandalf -78,956.001 points
Safc -infinity points... for no reason

 

[Obi Wan]

Scores

DT 12,385 points - just incase I've said something dodgy she might want to question me about later... I see your username at the bottom dumbass!
Poshminx 2,311.105 points
Hornette 2,311.104 points
ACS 69.69 points
GCT 31.2 points
Obi Wan 1 point
Fat fingers 1 point
AB -1,300 points
Gandalf -78,956.001 points
Safc -infinity points... for no reason

Hmmm, not doing so well.


Luckily I am master of the 'What happened next?' Round and the reigning inter-galactic champion of the 'Dove from Above' round. Game on!

 

[Resurgam]

Scores

DT 12,385 points - just incase I've said something dodgy she might want to question me about later... I see your username at the bottom dumbass!
Poshminx 2,311.105 points
Hornette 2,311.104 points
ACS 69.69 points
GCT 31.2 points
Obi Wan 1 point
Fat fingers 1 point
AB -1,300 points
Gandalf -78,956.001 points
Safc -infinity points... for no reason

1 bloody point??

 

[Debuchy's Tooshie]

Scores

DT 12,385 points - just incase I've said something dodgy she might want to question me about later... I see your username at the bottom dumbass!
Poshminx 2,311.105 points
Hornette 2,311.104 points
ACS 69.69 points
GCT 31.2 points
Obi Wan 1 point
Fat fingers 1 point
AB -1,300 points
Gandalf -78,956.001 points
Safc -infinity points... for no reason

Too right.

Night guys, sorry I'm late to the party!

 

[Obi Wan]

Note the score ACS has amassed! Uncanny that like!

 

[Obi Wan]

Too right.

Night guys, sorry I'm late to the party!

Right, we need to guess three things about you now DT

 

[Agent Bruce]

1 bloody point??

You should be so lucky, AB -1,300 points .................... how did I manage to get that score?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Too right.

Night guys, sorry I'm late to the party!

Tell me some of your secrets DT so that I can do another more interesting quiz.

 

[Resurgam]

You should be so lucky, AB -1,300 points .................... how did I manage to get that score?

You didn't pay him as much as ACS did?

 

[Obi Wan]

You should be so lucky, AB -1,300 points .................... how did I manage to get that score?

Sounds more like a score you get on QI

 

[Resurgam]

Try these then.

1. I was Niall Quinn's dart partner.

2. I once went with a prostitue and lost a contact lens while on the job.

3. Clive Baker, the Barnsley goalkeeper in the 80s, used to babysit me

Answers in 10

 

[Debuchy's Tooshie]

Too right.

Night guys, sorry I'm late to the party!

Tell me some of your secrets DT so that I can do another more interesting quiz.

I shall tomorrow, early start so need some sleep Gandalf said he's posting on my behalf!

 

[Obi Wan]

Answers in 10

False
True
False

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Right, we need to guess three things about you now DT

She's buggered off to bed... But I have 3 on her behalf

1. DT has bumped into Harris Vuckic at Asda and subsequently stalked him for the duration of his shopping.
2. DT met me at an Archaeology site and thought I was tool. And gay!
3. DT, despite my protests, is a Scientologist. Level 7. But it's not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult.

 

[Minxy]

1. I had a dream about AB last night

2. I had a dream about Obi last night

3. I had a dream about Maestro last night

 

[Obi Wan]

I shall tomorrow, early start so need some sleep Gandalf said he's posting on my behalf!

Boooo! Boooooo! (Gandalf likes booing)

And you trust him not to write big fat porkies about you?