Would I Lie To You Thread

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Gandalf said:
Here's a batch from me;

1. I once went to a Boyzone concert, by myself.
2. DT is my 17th girlfriend in 6 years.
3. I've had 2 boyfriends during the 6 year period as well.
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1. Can quite believe that anybody going to a Boyzone concert would have boyfriends. Hhhhmmmmm. True.
2. An ugly old hairy like you having 17 girlfriends? Got to be false.
3. Can quite believe that one.
 
1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.
 
Gandalf said:
This is a thread about us posters. You write up to three facts/lies about yourself and the others have to guess what, if anything, is the truth. Questions are allowed. You don't have to wait for one set of statements to be resolved before posting your statements! Marshall law baby!

Gandalf points are at stake. +10.4 pts for correctly guessing if a statement is a lie or true, -10.4 pts if you're wrong. +13.76 pts goes to the person who wrote the statement if others guess wrongly. -3.2 points for every question asked of the statement writer. +2.5 points for every

I'll start us off;

1. I once did the half-time crossbar challenge at St James', I missed the entire goal all three times.
2. I stripped at school, in front of teachers and pupils.
3. I know Obi Wan (the poster) in person, as in before either of us posted on the internet.
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Superb thread, love it G
 
Gandalf said:
1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.
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False
True
True - can just see you in a wimple
 
Gandalf said:
1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.
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Did one of the missiles the audience had been throwing at you eventually hit you?
 
Poshminx said:
1. Age 10 ... I wasn't allowed to play cricket for the school team because I had boobs

2. I was offered a job at Lloyds Register of Shipping but decided to be a nurse instead

3. My niece works for Sky Sport
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Maestro said:
All true
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Agent Bruce said:
1. You had boobs at 10? I bet the boys wanted to play other games with you apart from cricket.
2. You decided to be a nurse.
3. Will any relation cover it?
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Gandalf said:
1. True. Bouncers aren't feared by batsmen for no reason... Legend has it some well endowed ten year old from Peterborough took somebodies eye out!
2. True... That's too weird to be a lie... Or you're a schizo!
3. Lie... She works for Lloyd's Register for Shipping!
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1. Sorry boys .... it was a lie

2. True

3. Lie
 
Gandalf said:
1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.
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1. LIE. Nobody would steal YOUR clothes.
2. TRUE.
3. Hmmm, tricky. Is it a bluff? or a double bluff (like the boyfriends question last time)? or a tripple bluff because you thought that I might think that you'd think like that? Or maybe a quadruple... Oh what the hell, TRUE!
 
Maestro said:
Try these then.

1. I was Niall Quinn's dart partner.

2. I once went with a prostitue and lost a contact lens while on the job.

3. Clive Baker, the Barnsley goalkeeper in the 80s, used to babysit me
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1. Lie. He can't have had any form of dart partner, otherwise he'd have a dart in his head.
2. Lie. I fear if it's not a lie there's going to be some form of gruesome tale about the general location of the loss :emoticon-0119-puke:
3. Lie! A very clever lie! You knew I'd look it up and see he played for Norwich around the time you would have needed babysitting... Booo I say! Codswallop!
 
Maestro said:
Try these then.

1. I was Niall Quinn's dart partner.

2. I once went with a prostitue and lost a contact lens while on the job.

3. Clive Baker, the Barnsley goalkeeper in the 80s, used to babysit me
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Questions:
1. Where did you used to play darts together? How many 180 scores would Niall get in an average 3 set match?
2. Which manoeuvre were you trying when you lost said lens?
3. Did he ever drop you?
 
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