Would I Lie To You Thread

Here's a batch from me;

1. I once went to a Boyzone concert, by myself.
2. DT is my 17th girlfriend in 6 years.
3. I've had 2 boyfriends during the 6 year period as well.

 

True
False
True

 

Are you counting Cabaye & Debuchy as actual boyfriends, rather than just your pin-ups?

 

no...

But I will tell you I didn't understand the true meaning of "mind-f***" til the other day

 

In that case: true, false, true.

 

Answers will be revealed in 20 minutes!

 

Here's the answers

 

1. True...
2. Lie. DT is my first girlfriend, I only needed one pick to get it right
3. Lie. I have never had a boyfriend despite my homoerotic sentiment on here

 

here goes

I fell 30ft out of a tree and landed on my mates head

I paddled down the River Tyne in an old tin bath

I crashed into a parked Police car on my 25th birthday

 

Dirty, filthy liar! Tell the truth - we'd respect you more for it.

 

I have questions...

1. Why were you climbing the tree?

2. Why were you paddling down the Tyne?

3. What were the circumstances that led to the crash?

 

waiting for a woman
seemed like a good idea at the time
Diesel slick

 

These are either all true or all lies... Hmmmm I'm going with H,D & Q being a crap-driving sailor with no balance!

1.True!!!
2. True!!!!
3. True!!!!!

 

1. Age 10 ... I wasn't allowed to play cricket for the school team because I had boobs

2. I was offered a job at Lloyds Register of Shipping but decided to be a nurse instead

3. My niece works for Sky Sport

 

1. You had boobs at 10? I bet the boys wanted to play other games with you apart from cricket.
2. You decided to be a nurse.
3. Will any relation cover it?

 

1. True. Bouncers aren't feared by batsmen for no reason... Legend has it some well endowed ten year old from Peterborough took somebodies eye out!
2. True... That's too weird to be a lie... Or you're a schizo!
3. Lie... She works for Lloyd's Register for Shipping!