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Would I Lie To You Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    1. Can quite believe that anybody going to a Boyzone concert would have boyfriends. Hhhhmmmmm. True.
    2. An ugly old hairy like you having 17 girlfriends? Got to be false.
    3. Can quite believe that one.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    1. I was arrested for walking down Northumberland street naked, after a thief had mugged me for my clothes...
    2. Whilst in America, I had a photo taken with Robert Di Niro, however at the time I had no idea who he was...
    3. I was a lead part in Newcastle University Drama Society's "The Sound of Music"... I was Maria von Trapp. In front of 500 people. For three consecutive nights.
     
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  3. 2010 tops dog

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    Superb thread, love it G
     
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  4. Resurgam

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    False
    True
    True - can just see you in a wimple
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Did one of the missiles the audience had been throwing at you eventually hit you?
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Yes, it was a bouquet of roses <ok>
     
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  7. Minxy

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    1. Sorry boys .... it was a lie

    2. True

    3. Lie
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Gandalf points for wileyminx!
     
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  9. Minxy

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    LOL ... well who was going to go with 1 as a lie :D
     
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  10. Resurgam

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    You were
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You lured us into a perverted trap and we all clambered over ourselves to fall in :emoticon-0120-doh:

    Well played! <applause>
     
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  12. Resurgam

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    Try these then.

    1. I was Niall Quinn's dart partner.

    2. I once went with a prostitue and lost a contact lens while on the job.

    3. Clive Baker, the Barnsley goalkeeper in the 80s, used to babysit me
     
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  13. Resurgam

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    What are the scores on the doors then Gandalf?
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    1. LIE. Nobody would steal YOUR clothes.
    2. TRUE.
    3. Hmmm, tricky. Is it a bluff? or a double bluff (like the boyfriends question last time)? or a tripple bluff because you thought that I might think that you'd think like that? Or maybe a quadruple... Oh what the hell, TRUE!
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    1. Lie. He can't have had any form of dart partner, otherwise he'd have a dart in his head.
    2. Lie. I fear if it's not a lie there's going to be some form of gruesome tale about the general location of the loss :emoticon-0119-puke:
    3. Lie! A very clever lie! You knew I'd look it up and see he played for Norwich around the time you would have needed babysitting... Booo I say! Codswallop!
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Questions:
    1. Where did you used to play darts together? How many 180 scores would Niall get in an average 3 set match?
    2. Which manoeuvre were you trying when you lost said lens?
    3. Did he ever drop you?
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I'll be f***ed if I know now!!! <laugh>
     
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    1. The Duke of Cambridge
    2. Getting my wallet out
    3. Only on the head
     
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    Best just pick something at random. We're all safe then
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Who cares? He's rigged it so he can win the prize of a dirty weekend away. But who with?
     
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