Wid ye

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...plained-overcharged-2-08-chicken-selects.html

N0, not eat I'm McDonalds ...but would you splash yer special sauce on her ?

Give her a quarter pounding?

Eat her Big Mac ?

**** her **** ?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

She's 19.

There'd pretty much need to be something seriously wrong with her to make her a Naw.

If I was 3 pints in, I'd pump her maw anaw.

 

[User Deleted]

ack normally she wouldnt even be on my radar but im feeling festive so aye

 

[monacoger]

Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise

 

[VenomPD]

Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise

Buy a better washing machine.

You're welcome.

 

[monacoger]

Buy a better washing machine.

You're welcome.

Normally I would, but it is only about 10 months old.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise

Happened to me a couple of times

Just press "drain" and stop being such a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for caps

 

[monacoger]

Happened to me a couple of times

Just press "drain" and stop being such a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for caps

That doesn't tell me why it filled up with water overnight while it was switched off though.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise

Drain hose or pump,maybe some ones smalls stuck in either,hope this helps

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Not to change the subject, but my missus opened the washing machine door this morning and the drum was full of water, any ideas what is wrong with it. I was thinking the problem might be a blockage in the drainage pipe, have any of any ideas on the matter? Thanks in advance, guise

Try spin and rinse if not then follow this simple diagnosis.

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[monacoger]

Drain hose or pump,maybe some ones smalls stuck in either,hope this helps

It does help, thank you very much indeed. It is an easy enough process, could I manage to do such a task?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

That doesn't tell me why it filled up with water overnight while it was switched off though.

Is it important you know?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

That doesn't tell me why it filled up with water overnight while it was switched off though.

Maybe someone was thawing ice cubes in there ?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

It does help, thank you very much indeed. It is an easy enough process, could I manage to do such a task?

A man of your experience,no problem.

 

[VenomPD]

Anyone recommended draining it yet?

 

[monacoger]

Is it important you know?

Yes, in case she opens the door again and it is filled with water, I'd rather it didn't fill with water.

A man of your experience,no problem.

I thank you for your encouragement.

Maybe someone was thawing ice cubes in there ?

Not that I know of, we have a shared swimming pool, not a shared washing machine

 

[Mind The Duck]

Is "lick her mcmuffin" too obvious

 

[VenomPD]

Trying putting it on a rinse cycle then drain it.

 

[monacoger]

Is "lick her mcmuffin" too obvious

Not sure how that will empty the water from my washing machine

 

[Mind The Duck]

Not sure how that will empty the water from my washing machine

At the bottom of your machine, at the front, there should be an outflow pipe thingy. It will flood your floor but empty the machine.