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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Just as well we voted out then
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Take it back to the store and dump it near the counter trying to rip **** out of the floor/carpet .
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I used to work on a farm at the bottom of Glasgow Airport's runway as a boy picking fruit in the school holidays for money.

    There was no minimum wage - we got paid 8p for every punnetful we picked - it was us (a bunch of 13/14 yr olds), guys literally just in the country and one British adult who was a madman fae Feegie.

    If it rained, we got ****all and there's no bus to the farm site or anything - nearly everybody there walked it from Paisley or Renfrew.

    Some jobs aren't meant to be done for a long time by adults.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ffs were you the boy in the hovis advert ya ****?
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :laugh:
     
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    Bib heading back for his 8p
     
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  8. Ciaran

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    Hahaha I'm laughing my balls off here. Might be the smoke mind you.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Probably my amazing wit
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Naw, I'd say the smoke.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I used to do fruit picking for Wilkinson jam in Tiptree Essex as a kid .
    As Mr Cosby said these jobs are meant for kids to earn extra pocket money not for foreigner ****s to do whilst getting housing benefit tax credits child benefit etc .
    They don't pay tax and talk funny .
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I got paid 17 dollars an hour to pick fruit

    Can't remember what country that was in though
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Bananas
     
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    In the good old days we had our own sex offenders like the town flasher or the old pervert that hangs about toilets trying to lure young children.
    Now days you got your Pakistani grooming rape gangs and your African home invader knife rapist/robber.
    No Brits on crime watch anymore terrible shame so it is.
    #Britainfirst
     
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    This ^^
     
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    Mick will be on soon to tell us how clever organised and resourceful your foreign sexual predator is ,putting the likes of Pompeymeowth and Grove to shame with the number of victims they clock up.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>
    It was the very early nineties so replace the bunnet and bike wae Global Hypercolour t shirts and the brass music wae a battered ghetto blaster playing Revenge of the Goldfish by the Inspirals non-stop all day and, aye, that's about it.
     
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    Lol

    I lasted 1 day there
     
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    For real? I did it for like 3 years. My da would've kicked my **** in if I wasn't earning in the summer holidays and I got to spend all day with my mates so it wasn't all bad.
     
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    Got a paper round instead.

    I managed 1 bucket. Might have only lasted 2 hrs iirc
     
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