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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Back to the OP, 100% Wid. I'd butter her muffin and give her a taste of my man mayonnaise, if she asked nicely I'd super-size her meal too. Dirty looking tramp, she's got about 2 years left max before her body gives up the ghost and she looks like Waynetta.

    Guaranteed poorly shaved poon too. Looks the sort that gives her schmoo the once over with her mum's Gillette Venus and doesn't care if the boyfriend gets stubble rash.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 22, 2016
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    If you turn the water taps off at night, this wouldn't have occurred.
     
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    Tina., Dec 22, 2016
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Link?
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2016
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Patience is getting very posh,does she not go down to the river anymore?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 22, 2016
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Iain


    Supercunt
     
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    Null, Dec 22, 2016
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You should be thanking me you ****er, if it wasn't for me and my washing machine related tales, this thread would be just the same as one of your other ****ty ones. Hope you and the family have great Christmas and super happy New Year, mate <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2016
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Cheers chief .. have a merry Kwanzaa and a great New Year's Day ... hope Hogmanay is pure ****e tho !
     
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    Null, Dec 22, 2016
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  8. User Deleted

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    got a few videos of me cuckolding various glasgow husbands will upload them in the new year
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Has he tried draining it? :huh:
     
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    VenomPD, Dec 22, 2016
  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Excess bootcut stuck in filter i bet ...
     
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    Null, Dec 22, 2016
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure why you need to resort to racism, especially at this time of year.
    Not sure, why don't you ask him?
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2016
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> **** off, ****er
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2016
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why not ... it's good all year round
     
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    Null, Dec 22, 2016
  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, fair point. <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2016
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    It's a resounding no from me.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 22, 2016
  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    First of all yer Washing machine is goosed. As it's just 10 months old its still under warranty so get on to the ****s you bought it off before the warranty runs out and get a replacement.

    Secondly, naw ah widne cos the cow looks demented.

    Thirdly, why did you say I'm McDonalds in your OP Pud? Was that wanne them fraudulent slips thingys?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 22, 2016
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Warranties are a con job. Under EU rules all appliances are covered, free, with a 2 year warranty.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    This is exactly the sort of bureaucratic red tape our country wanted rid of.

    That and folk called Gary didn't want to eat halal out of Subway.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 22, 2016
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Don't forget Gary's mates who can't wait to pick Strawberrys 12 hours a day for minimum wage.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 22, 2016
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'd try draining the washing machine. Just saying.
     
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    VenomPD, Dec 22, 2016
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  21. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Srsly???
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 22, 2016
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