Wid ye

[GroveRanger]

Back to the OP, 100% Wid. I'd butter her muffin and give her a taste of my man mayonnaise, if she asked nicely I'd super-size her meal too. Dirty looking tramp, she's got about 2 years left max before her body gives up the ghost and she looks like Waynetta.

Guaranteed poorly shaved poon too. Looks the sort that gives her schmoo the once over with her mum's Gillette Venus and doesn't care if the boyfriend gets stubble rash.

 

[Tina.]

If you turn the water taps off at night, this wouldn't have occurred.

 

[monacoger]

If you turn the water taps off at night, this wouldn't have occurred.

Link?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Link?

Patience is getting very posh,does she not go down to the river anymore?

 

[Null]

Iain


Supercunt

 

[monacoger]

Iain


Supercunt

You should be thanking me you ****er, if it wasn't for me and my washing machine related tales, this thread would be just the same as one of your other ****ty ones. Hope you and the family have great Christmas and super happy New Year, mate

 

[Null]

You should be thanking me you ****er, if it wasn't for me and my washing machine related tales, this thread would be just the same as one of your other ****ty ones. Hope you and the family have great Christmas and super happy New Year, mate

Cheers chief .. have a merry Kwanzaa and a great New Year's Day ... hope Hogmanay is pure ****e tho !

 

[User Deleted]

got a few videos of me cuckolding various glasgow husbands will upload them in the new year

 

[VenomPD]

Has he tried draining it?

 

[Null]

Excess bootcut stuck in filter i bet ...

 

[monacoger]

Cheers chief .. have a merry Kwanzaa and a great New Year's Day ... hope Hogmanay is pure ****e tho !

Not sure why you need to resort to racism, especially at this time of year.

Has he tried draining it?

Not sure, why don't you ask him?

 

[monacoger]

Excess bootcut stuck in filter i bet ...

**** off, ****er

 

[Null]

Not sure why you need to resort to racism, especially at this time of year.

Why not ... it's good all year round

 

[monacoger]

Why not ... it's good all year round

Yeah, fair point.

 

[Sweats]

It's a resounding no from me.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

First of all yer Washing machine is goosed. As it's just 10 months old its still under warranty so get on to the ****s you bought it off before the warranty runs out and get a replacement.

Secondly, naw ah widne cos the cow looks demented.

Thirdly, why did you say I'm McDonalds in your OP Pud? Was that wanne them fraudulent slips thingys?

 

[Ciaran]

Warranties are a con job. Under EU rules all appliances are covered, free, with a 2 year warranty.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Warranties are a con job. Under EU rules all appliances are covered, free, with a 2 year warranty.

This is exactly the sort of bureaucratic red tape our country wanted rid of.

That and folk called Gary didn't want to eat halal out of Subway.

 

[Ciaran]

This is exactly the sort of bureaucratic red tape our country wanted rid of.

That and folk called Gary didn't want to eat halal out of Subway.

Don't forget Gary's mates who can't wait to pick Strawberrys 12 hours a day for minimum wage.

 

[VenomPD]

I'd try draining the washing machine. Just saying.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Warranties are a con job. Under EU rules all appliances are covered, free, with a 2 year warranty.

Srsly???