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Off Topic Who's really a northerner?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Febbos, Dec 4, 2020.

  1. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    Anywhere south of Sheffield is essentially France in my opinion...**** em!
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Yorkshire, County Durham, Northumberland, Tyne & Wear, Cumbria.


    And Lancashire if we must.
     
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  3. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Wears a flat cap and keeps whippets.


    May also have a ferret down his trousers.
     
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  4. tigerscanada

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    Pigeons or kestrals ?
     
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  5. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    No easy panaceas. As Clive James said, there are no difficult ones.
     
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  6. Tentotwo

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    Where’s Up Norf?

    Anywhere in Tier 3 by the look of things...
     
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  7. Gone For A Walk

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    "Brilliant" and now becoming increasingly common "amazing".

    An example. I was on the phone to a customer service person. They asked if I would hold for a couple of minutes. I said "yes, no problem". The response was "amazing".

    No it's not f'in amazing!!! All I'm doing is sitting here waiting for 2 minutes. Unless, every other customer that person has ever had has told them to do one and hung up perhaps?

    Hear this more and more. It's ridiculous.
     
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    you need to use lines of latitude because north doesn't point straight up on the map - this shows Stoke, Derby and Nottingham are all about the same - Midland ****holes
     
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  9. Oregon Tiger

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    va te faire foutre.
     
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  10. rovertiger

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    The Midlands are there because neither the North or South will claim them because of that irritating obnoxious ****ing accent.
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    Who the **** is Lancashire?
     
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  12. Quill

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    Also the North and South having a set hard border will only cause civil war.

    The Midlands is essentially our DMZ.
     
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  13. Ric Glasgow

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    Is this Vietnam or the U.K we're discussing here?:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  14. Kempton

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    What is DMZ?

    Sorry, I like to learn.
     
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  15. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Dutch Mountain Zebra
     
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  16. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I see...
     
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  17. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    You're lucky, they're very rare.
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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  19. Quill

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    I was actually thinking of Korea, to be honest.
     
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  20. oldman

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    I do the same to mates from Manchester and Sheffield :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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