Where is the strangest place you have had a ****e?

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You really are a piece of work, sword. I've a good mind to call you outside the 'safe zones' <laugh>

Tina how does one join the kinky mailing list? Most of the PMs I get are hate-related, would be a nice change <ok>
 
3 way tie for me,

Either hanging off the top of a multi storey car park trying to hit the security camera below

Or in a resevoir which was used for drinking water in a small village in Wester Ross, a few weeks later there was an Ecoli out break <laugh>

or in my pals mums ex boyfriends suitcase, she had kicked him out the night before and his suitcase was on the doorstep waiting for him when we went to my pals house at school lunchtime. we all had a go of ****ting in a pair of socks each. <laugh>

what a vile **** you are.
 
a little chef services on the a449 nr Kidderminster

someone had craftily doctored the please wash your hand sign to please wash your anus.
 
You really are a piece of work, sword. I've a good mind to call you outside the 'safe zones' <laugh>

i let slip that you sent me a pic and then i was inundated with pms to share it. so i did a poll hoping people would say cop on and id not have to share it.but the pressure ohh christ the pressure:emoticon-0141-whew:

dont call outside the 'safe zones' please ffs :police:
 
My favourite was a fairly bland one. I was locked out of my house and had to **** in a bucket, then chucked it into my neighbour's garden. 5 minutes later her army of 15 cats were all fighting over my steaming turd. <laugh>
 
i let slip that you sent me a pic and then i was inundated with pms to share it. so i did a poll hoping people would say cop on and id not have to share it.but the pressure ohh christ the pressure:emoticon-0141-whew:

dont call outside the 'safe zones' please ffs :police:

You let it slip? You've pandered to the low IQ mob on here at the expense of my privacy. Go **** yourself with your needle dick. <ok>

If Mick or Syd are reading, can you please delete that pic this arsehole posted. I don't want to end up 'trained'.