Where is the strangest place you have had a ****e?

I just noticed that Mick locked the Stephen Hawking thread with the phrase "It's perfectly clear who the stupid spastic is."

And one of the tags is "venompd likes spas sex"

 

I shat into a carrier bag once in the back of the van as there were no toilets in the house I was working on. I failed to note the fact that although I'd already just had a piss, the evacuation would mean that I would piss all over my trousers/boxers round my ankles. Won't make that mistake again.

 

I know..imagine stating the obvious

 

I don't like having sex with spastics. I just like the idea of two spastics going at it like ferrets in a Hessian sack.

 

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What an absolute **** bucket you are. I bet your sphincter has been stretched so much I could fit my head up there and eat your insides. Dirty cow. Love, XXXX


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FFS, i just went on the phone for 3 mins and now we have spastic sex in hessian sacks.

You Not606 folk are something special

I like you

 

You Are Going To Hell

 

My favourite thing to do on here is seeing how many times we can divert away from the original topic.

 

on a 53 bus

 

Yeah, you didn't mention that it had feathers though, did you?

 

Don't worry about the unsigned ones Tina, if the ****ing cowards aren't even brave enough to face you, they're not worth bothering with...

 

Nice!