I noticed that and also how come they have to blur fannies but it is ok to show people getting raped by squid?
so that she's still got her dignity?
I noticed that and also how come they have to blur fannies but it is ok to show people getting raped by squid?
You really are a piece of work, sword. I've a good mind to call you outside the 'safe zones'![]()

3 way tie for me,
Either hanging off the top of a multi storey car park trying to hit the security camera below
Or in a resevoir which was used for drinking water in a small village in Wester Ross, a few weeks later there was an Ecoli out break
or in my pals mums ex boyfriends suitcase, she had kicked him out the night before and his suitcase was on the doorstep waiting for him when we went to my pals house at school lunchtime. we all had a go of ****ting in a pair of socks each.![]()
not the weirdest but the most uncomfortable one had to be in my pants![]()
You can't beat a good set of soiled kecks.
look you get before going;You really are a piece of work, sword. I've a good mind to call you outside the 'safe zones'![]()


i let slip that you sent me a pic and then i was inundated with pms to share it. so i did a poll hoping people would say cop on and id not have to share it.but the pressure ohh christ the pressure
dont call outside the 'safe zones' please ffs![]()

My favourite was a fairly bland one. I was locked out of my house and had to **** in a bucket, then chucked it into my neighbour's garden. 5 minutes later her army of 15 cats were all fighting over my steaming turd.![]()

so your a female, and you actually take a sh!t????

She has a ****, she doesn't take it. She's not American![]()
For a bet once I dropped a log on the White line in the middle of the road... At 3am...

in a pringle pot at last years Isle of Wight festival. A true piece of precision bombing the RAF would have been proud of.