Where is the strangest place you have had a ****e?

so that she's still got her dignity?

 

Tina how does one join the kinky mailing list? Most of the PMs I get are hate-related, would be a nice change

 

not the weirdest but the most uncomfortable one had to be in my pants

 

what a vile **** you are.

 

You can't beat a good set of soiled kecks.

 

a little chef services on the a449 nr Kidderminster

someone had craftily doctored the please wash your hand sign to please wash your anus.

 

its that look you get before going;

"oh fur ****s sake!"

 

i let slip that you sent me a pic and then i was inundated with pms to share it. so i did a poll hoping people would say cop on and id not have to share it.but the pressure ohh christ the pressure

dont call outside the 'safe zones' please ffs

 

My favourite was a fairly bland one. I was locked out of my house and had to **** in a bucket, then chucked it into my neighbour's garden. 5 minutes later her army of 15 cats were all fighting over my steaming turd.

 

You let it slip? You've pandered to the low IQ mob on here at the expense of my privacy. Go **** yourself with your needle dick.

If Mick or Syd are reading, can you please delete that pic this arsehole posted. I don't want to end up 'trained'.

 

Chill dude. I'm gonna draw a bath or something.

 

The strangest place your Mam had a ****, was the maternity ward, giving birth to you.

 

in the 8th hole of a golfcourse

 

Half way up a very high pylon

 

In tescos.. on the floor. I was desperate.

 

in a pringle pot at last years Isle of Wight festival. A true piece of precision bombing the RAF would have been proud of.

 

you mean you shat on an orphanage, a donkey sanctuary and the chinese embassy before getting it in?