Where is the strangest place you have had a ****e?

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the weirdest was probably having a **** next to my mate (no partition or anything) and talking away as people went past.


"so i think we're off - nnnggnh - till about 5ish."

"yeah. thommo - mmmnngh - was saying - rmphng - that earlier. is that all the bog roll thats left?"
 
on that note, anyone ever noticed that the japanese seem to be into the birds crying as they get ****ed in porn films?
 
3 way tie for me,

Either hanging off the top of a multi storey car park trying to hit the security camera below

Or in a resevoir which was used for drinking water in a small village in Wester Ross, a few weeks later there was an Ecoli out break <laugh>

or in my pals mums ex boyfriends suitcase, she had kicked him out the night before and his suitcase was on the doorstep waiting for him when we went to my pals house at school lunchtime. we all had a go of ****ting in a pair of socks each. <laugh>
 
into a plastic bag complete with mandatory piss. loose knot on the bag and threw it at the roofers <ok> they deserved it the ****s <grr>
 
tina2010 said:
You must have some aim, to **** into a sock.
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you roll the top down and hold it wide open, the same way you do when you put a sock on but making sure your hands are covered by the sock.

Its actually quite easy. but then again you might struggle with your cavernous dunger <3lbottlestretch>
 
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