the weirdest was probably having a **** next to my mate (no partition or anything) and talking away as people went past. "so i think we're off - nnnggnh - till about 5ish." "yeah. thommo - mmmnngh - was saying - rmphng - that earlier. is that all the bog roll thats left?"
on that note, anyone ever noticed that the japanese seem to be into the birds crying as they get ****ed in porn films?
Ha. Yes. I've noticed that. And going about how ashamed they are while they're doing it. ****ing love that.
3 way tie for me, Either hanging off the top of a multi storey car park trying to hit the security camera below Or in a resevoir which was used for drinking water in a small village in Wester Ross, a few weeks later there was an Ecoli out break or in my pals mums ex boyfriends suitcase, she had kicked him out the night before and his suitcase was on the doorstep waiting for him when we went to my pals house at school lunchtime. we all had a go of ****ting in a pair of socks each.
I noticed that and also how come they have to blur fannies but it is ok to show people getting raped by squid?
into a plastic bag complete with mandatory piss. loose knot on the bag and threw it at the roofers they deserved it the ****s
you roll the top down and hold it wide open, the same way you do when you put a sock on but making sure your hands are covered by the sock. Its actually quite easy. but then again you might struggle with your cavernous dunger <3lbottlestretch>
