Off Topic What's your real name?

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PISKIE said:
I know I'm right <ok> You've claimed to be :

Lawyer
Rock God
Property magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner

And you're claiming that you're not deluded ? <laugh>
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[sigh]

We've been through this before, Pix. Let me walk you through it one more time...

  • Lawyer: That is correct. Land development.
  • Rock God: I play guitar in a rock band. Remember how you tried to call me out on this and I completely destroyed you with your lack of knowledge of music? It was embarrassing, mate. Please do not force me to go down that route, again.
  • Property magnate: I have been known to do the odd property deal
  • Nightclub owner: No, I have never claimed to own a nightclub.
  • Helicopter Pilot: No, I have never claimed to be a helicopter pilot.
  • Boxer: a bit of schoolboy boxing hardly makes me a pro, does it, Pix?
  • Ace Marksman: Yes, I am a pretty good shot. I've been shooting for a few years. I'm not as good as I used to be, because I cannot get to the range as much as I need to, in order to keep up my skill level.
  • Professional Referee: I did my badges, and I ref'd up to U16 level for a number of years. I used to get paid £15 per game, hardly enough to make a living off it, really.
  • Mansion owner: How big does a house have to be in order to be termed a mansion?

Don't you find all of this a bit tedious, now, Pix?
 
FosseFilberto said:
Nice to have fantasies ... but I'm not in this one - last time I wore a hat I was in the Cubs (easy there boy!!) .. I do have some shades that I keep in the car for driving if it's sunny ... more of the ski type ... bit of a wrap-around ... I have remarkably good hair for my age ... full head, silver at the sides but still very darek on top ... as close to black as a very dark brown could be... you'd hate me buddy... I'm rather handsome <laugh>
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^^^^ Brian.
 
PISKIE said:
I know I'm right <ok> You've claimed to be :

Lawyer
Rock God
Property magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner

And you're claiming that you're not deluded ? <laugh>
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You forgot to mention magician and semi pro photographer mate <rofl>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
[sigh]

We've been through this before, Pix. Let me walk you through it one more time...

  • Lawyer: That is correct. Land development.
  • Rock God: I play guitar in a rock band. Remember how you tried to call me out on this and I completely destroyed you with your lack of knowledge of music? It was embarrassing, mate. Please do not force me to go down that route, again.
  • Property magnate: I have been known to do the odd property deal
  • Nightclub owner: No, I have never claimed to own a nightclub.
  • Helicopter Pilot: No, I have never claimed to be a helicopter pilot.
  • Boxer: a bit of schoolboy boxing hardly makes me a pro, does it, Pix?
  • Ace Marksman: Yes, I am a pretty good shot. I've been shooting for a few years. I'm not as good as I used to be, because I cannot get to the range as much as I need to, in order to keep up my skill level.
  • Professional Referee: I did my badges, and I ref'd up to U16 level for a number of years. I used to get paid £15 per game, hardly enough to make a living off it, really.
  • Mansion owner: How big does a house have to be in order to be termed a mansion?

Don't you find all of this a bit tedious, now, Pix?
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He forgot professional photographer, Strongman entrant and all round cockhead.
 
Spurlock said:
all day...maybe an Andrew at a push.
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Have a cousin called Andy ... I'm older by a couple of years ... be a bit daft to have two kids in the family with the same name ... but you are a lot closer than Parsnip and Tyler Sose have got <laugh>
 
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Tobes said:
You forgot to mention magician and semi pro photographer mate <rofl>
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Both hobbies, Tobias.

I first started performing card tricks when I was about 9 years old. I'm still pretty handy with the odd bit of sleight-of-hand. My favourite tricks are "card to wallet" and Ed Marlo's "Ace Assembly."

I first got into photography at around the age of 17 or 18 years old, and my first serious camera was an Olympus OM-1n, mounted with a 50mm/f1.8 Zuiko lens. I own quite an extensive collection of old film camera and Legacy glass, but I'm mainly into digital, these days. My favourite camera is my Sony A7, and my favourite lens is a Zeiss 85mm "T" lens, although I have quite a few good ones.

It's a shame that you persist in taking the piss, because if you engage me on any of these subjects (I include guitar playing, and music), you would find me both knowledgeable and interesting.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Both hobbies, Tobias.

I first started performing card tricks when I was about 9 years old. I'm still pretty handy with the odd bit of sleight-of-hand. My favourite tricks are "card to wallet" and Ed Marlo's "Ace Assembly."

I first got into photography at around the age of 17 or 18 years old, and my first serious camera was an Olympus OM-1n, mounted with a 50mm/f1.8 Zuiko lens. I own quite an extensive collection of old film camera and Legacy glass, but I'm mainly into digital, these days. My favourite camera is my Sony A7, and my favourite lens is a Zeiss 85mm "T" lens, although I have quite a few good ones.

It's a shame that you persist in taking the piss, because if you engage me on any of these subjects (I include guitar playing, and music), you would find me both knowledgeable and interesting.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Both hobbies, Tobias.

I first started performing card tricks when I was about 9 years old. I'm still pretty handy with the odd bit of sleight-of-hand. My favourite tricks are "card to wallet" and Ed Marlo's "Ace Assembly."

I first got into photography at around the age of 17 or 18 years old, and my first serious camera was an Olympus OM-1n, mounted with a 50mm/f1.8 Zuiko lens. I own quite an extensive collection of old film camera and Legacy glass, but I'm mainly into digital, these days. My favourite camera is my Sony A7, and my favourite lens is a Zeiss 85mm "T" lens, although I have quite a few good ones.

It's a shame that you persist in taking the piss, because if you engage me on any of these subjects (I include guitar playing, and music), you would find me both knowledgeable and interesting.
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Ok mate, I'll engage with you on these subjects <ok>

I used to fleece Japanese tourists with 'find the lady' down the site of the old Cavern, does that count as magic?

My first camera was a Polaroid that I used to take shots of clunge <ok>
 
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Tobes said:
Global marathon runner <laugh>
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In 2004, I ran both the Isle of Wight and San Francisco marathons, as well as the Hastings half-marathon. I raised several hundred pounds for Barnardo. I did it out of no real interest in running, but simply as something to aim for, as part of a fitness regime that began in around the middle of 2003.
 
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