Off Topic What's your real name?

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Hoddle Is A God said:
Fosse, is your "Buttercup?"
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My name is Fossicus Maximus Viriliti, Commander of the Armies of the Ratae Corieltauvorum, General of the Vulpes Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Claudius Raniericus . Father to 3 daughters, husband to a murderous welsh woman. And I will have my venison rare with poached pears and a red wine jus.
 
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Skylarker said:
No he's not a Philip. Flipper maybe but no way a Philip.
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Too right, Sky!

"Phil" can be quite cool.

I get the feeling that Fosse would find it difficult to pull off being cool. I can imagine that he'd look wrong is a pair of shades, for example.
 
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HIAG is either a Barry or a Kevin. I can just imagine that Welsh PE teacher shouting at him and making him cry. <laugh>
 
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FosseFilberto said:
My name is Fossicus Maximus Viriliti, Commander of the Armies of the Ratae Corieltauvorum, General of the Vulpes Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Claudius Raniericus . Father to 3 daughters, husband to a murderous welsh woman. And I will have my venison rare with poached pears and a red wine jus.
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^^^ Definitely a Brian and clearly into amateur role play.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Too right, Sky!

"Phil" can be quite cool.

I get the feeling that Fosse would find it difficult to pull off being cool. I can imagine that he'd look wrong is a pair of shades, for example.
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Fossy bought some Sunglasses and a Kangol Hat from TK Max, kids bullied him on the bus home.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
It's Tyler.

Hardly. I was one of the lads. I was in the boxing club, for a start. He used to take us for that, too.
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HIAG your bullshit is very easy to spot I'm afraid.

You said that the PE teacher used to shout at you weedy kids. It explains a lot about the behaviour you've carried into adulthood.
 
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Skylarker said:
Fossy bought some Sunglasses and a Kangol Hat from TK Max, kids bullied him on the bus home.
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I doubt you are too far from the mark, there, mate!

I can imagine Fosse buying shades, getting it wrong, and ending up with those giant women's sunglasses - the ones that cover half your face.
 
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PISKIE said:
HIAG your bullshit is very easy to spot I'm afraid.

You said that the PE teacher used to shout at you weedy kids. It explains a lot about the behaviour you've carried into adulthood.
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I've told you the truth, Pix. Believe it or not - it won't make any difference.

So, go on! Is your name Claude?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I've told you the truth, Pix. Believe it or not - it won't make any difference.

So, go on! Is your name Claude?
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I don't believe it. If you were a boxer, you'd have more self confidence. Your clear lack of self-esteem tells me that the PE teacher shouted at you and made you cry. Did he call you Barry or Baz ?
 
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