My name is Fossicus Maximus Viriliti, Commander of the Armies of the Ratae Corieltauvorum, General of the Vulpes Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Claudius Raniericus . Father to 3 daughters, husband to a murderous welsh woman. And I will have my venison rare with poached pears and a red wine jus.
Too right, Sky! "Phil" can be quite cool. I get the feeling that Fosse would find it difficult to pull off being cool. I can imagine that he'd look wrong is a pair of shades, for example.
HIAG is either a Barry or a Kevin. I can just imagine that Welsh PE teacher shouting at him and making him cry.
It's Tyler. Hardly. I was one of the lads. I was in the boxing club, for a start. He used to take us for that, too.
HIAG your bullshit is very easy to spot I'm afraid. You said that the PE teacher used to shout at you weedy kids. It explains a lot about the behaviour you've carried into adulthood.
I doubt you are too far from the mark, there, mate! I can imagine Fosse buying shades, getting it wrong, and ending up with those giant women's sunglasses - the ones that cover half your face.
I've told you the truth, Pix. Believe it or not - it won't make any difference. So, go on! Is your name Claude?
I don't believe it. If you were a boxer, you'd have more self confidence. Your clear lack of self-esteem tells me that the PE teacher shouted at you and made you cry. Did he call you Barry or Baz ?
