Off Topic What's your real name?

Cheers girls but nowhere close ... my origins are Irish, from Tipperary (Great Grandfather came over) if it helps ... not Patrick by the way .

 

****ing urban warrior!

The hand on the hip is a bit of a giveaway though...

 

Cockflap?

 

You will believe what you choose to believe, Claude. It makes no difference to me or to the end result.

 

I know, that's why you have a reputation for being deluded.

 

... would be O'Cockflap of course ... but no

 

Mine are Irish and Italian.

 

Yeah, you're right.

I must have imagined it when Bods told everyone how he used to cream his keks at the ease with which I used to destroy you.


Delusion does not inflict that kind of damage, Pix.

 

If I was into role playing it would be professional ... and no I'm not a Brian ...

 

Spaz I think.

 

Yeah whatever, Brian.

 

What's a TK Max? ... I have a cousin called Max ... had an uncle too.

 

As you like, Parsnip

 

I know I'm right You've claimed to be :

Lawyer
Rock God
Property magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner

And you're claiming that you're not deluded ?

 

Well I did say you'd bought a hat, so it's safe to say it's a shop

 

Nice to have fantasies ... but I'm not in this one - last time I wore a hat I was in the Cubs (easy there boy!!) .. I do have some shades that I keep in the car for driving if it's sunny ... more of the ski type ... bit of a wrap-around ... I have remarkably good hair for my age ... full head, silver at the sides but still very darek on top ... as close to black as a very dark brown could be... you'd hate me buddy... I'm rather handsome

 

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all day...maybe an Andrew at a push.

 

Mary?