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  1. Skylarker

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  2. [sigh]

    We've been through this before, Pix. Let me walk you through it one more time...

    • Lawyer: That is correct. Land development.
    • Rock God: I play guitar in a rock band. Remember how you tried to call me out on this and I completely destroyed you with your lack of knowledge of music? It was embarrassing, mate. Please do not force me to go down that route, again.
    • Property magnate: I have been known to do the odd property deal
    • Nightclub owner: No, I have never claimed to own a nightclub.
    • Helicopter Pilot: No, I have never claimed to be a helicopter pilot.
    • Boxer: a bit of schoolboy boxing hardly makes me a pro, does it, Pix?
    • Ace Marksman: Yes, I am a pretty good shot. I've been shooting for a few years. I'm not as good as I used to be, because I cannot get to the range as much as I need to, in order to keep up my skill level.
    • Professional Referee: I did my badges, and I ref'd up to U16 level for a number of years. I used to get paid £15 per game, hardly enough to make a living off it, really.
    • Mansion owner: How big does a house have to be in order to be termed a mansion?

    Don't you find all of this a bit tedious, now, Pix?
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    ^^^^ Brian.
     
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    You forgot to mention magician and semi pro photographer mate <rofl>
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^ Parsnip
     
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    He forgot professional photographer, Strongman entrant and all round cockhead.
     
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    Global marathon runner <laugh>
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    Aren't we all?
     
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    Have a cousin called Andy ... I'm older by a couple of years ... be a bit daft to have two kids in the family with the same name ... but you are a lot closer than Parsnip and Tyler Sose have got <laugh>
     
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    You forgot he's the original mould for the Black Mamba too.
     
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    Some more global than others it seems. <whistle>
     
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    Ok Thai Gary, calm down!
     
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    I had a pet Halibut called Eric.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Sure thing Weymouth Willie
     
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  16. Both hobbies, Tobias.

    I first started performing card tricks when I was about 9 years old. I'm still pretty handy with the odd bit of sleight-of-hand. My favourite tricks are "card to wallet" and Ed Marlo's "Ace Assembly."

    I first got into photography at around the age of 17 or 18 years old, and my first serious camera was an Olympus OM-1n, mounted with a 50mm/f1.8 Zuiko lens. I own quite an extensive collection of old film camera and Legacy glass, but I'm mainly into digital, these days. My favourite camera is my Sony A7, and my favourite lens is a Zeiss 85mm "T" lens, although I have quite a few good ones.

    It's a shame that you persist in taking the piss, because if you engage me on any of these subjects (I include guitar playing, and music), you would find me both knowledgeable and interesting.
     
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    Ok mate, I'll engage with you on these subjects <ok>

    I used to fleece Japanese tourists with 'find the lady' down the site of the old Cavern, does that count as magic?

    My first camera was a Polaroid that I used to take shots of clunge <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. In 2004, I ran both the Isle of Wight and San Francisco marathons, as well as the Hastings half-marathon. I raised several hundred pounds for Barnardo. I did it out of no real interest in running, but simply as something to aim for, as part of a fitness regime that began in around the middle of 2003.
     
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