Off Topic What's your real name?

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Hoddle Is A God said:
In 2004, I ran both the Isle of Wight and San Francisco marathons, as well as the Hastings half-marathon. I raised several hundred pounds for Barnardo. It did it out of no real interest in running, but simply as something to aim for, as part of a fitness regime that began in around the middle of 2003.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
In 2004, I ran both the Isle of Wight and San Francisco marathons, as well as the Hastings half-marathon. I raised several hundred pounds for Barnardo. It did it out of no real interest in running, but simply as something to aim for, as part of a fitness regime that began in around the middle of 2003.
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Tobes said:
Ok mate, I'll engage with you on these subjects <ok>

I used to fleece Japanese tourists with 'find the lady' down the site of the old Cavern, does that count as magic?
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It's a kind of magic, I suppose, Tobes.

I can perform a pretty decent Three Card Monte routine, myself.


My first camera was a Polaroid that I used to take shots of clunge <ok>
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Hm. This one is more difficult.

Were you more interested in the photos or the actual clunge?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Hm. This one is more difficult.

Were you more interested in the photos or the actual clunge?
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I was specifically interested in recording the clunge for future reference purposes.

I've no idea what happened to that particular album though.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
In 2004, I ran both the Isle of Wight and San Francisco marathons, as well as the Hastings half-marathon. I raised several hundred pounds for Barnardo. I did it out of no real interest in running, but simply as something to aim for, as part of a fitness regime that began in around the middle of 2003.
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You sure it was San Francisco? ... your US compass has been a bit dodgy it's fair to say <whistle> <laugh>
 
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Tobes said:
I was specifically interested in recording the clunge for future reference purposes.

I've no idea what happened to that particular album though.
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Hm.

In which case, I'd say that you were more or an archivist than a photographer, Tobes.
 
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Okay the updated list:

Lawyer
Rock God
Property magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner
Marathon runner
Pro Photographer
Magician
Black Mamba model

Are there any that I've missed ?
 
PISKIE said:
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Okay the updated list:

Lawyer
Rock God
Property developer magnate
Nightclub owner
Helicopter Pilot
Boxer
Ace Marksman
Professional Referee
Mansion owner of nice house
former Marathon runner
Semi-Pro Photographer
Magician
Black Mamba cock model for out-sized dildo

Are there any that I've missed ?
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Fixed.
<ok>
 
There is no way I would tell any of you ****ed up mo fos my name...look at what you sicko bastards did to that nice kitchen lover pete.
It is often said that you can't hurry love and this becomes clearer every day in this land of confusion as I can hear it in the air tonight and I heard it last week too.
I just wish we could all get on together and live another day in paradise but you lot just make poor pete upset you heartless ****witted pissheads.
No offence intended
Sincerely
Phil Collins
 
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