Off Topic What's your real name?

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Tel said:
Imagine trying to explain this site

Basically it's a bunch of lads and one or two lesbians who chat to each other about who's got the ****test manager, offer to fight each other in cages and participate in 771 page threads about Theresa May's haircut.

We don't use our real names cos we all genuinely hate each other's guts.

But here's ya tickets, I'm doing a favour for your nephew who has probably threatened to decapitate me at some point.
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<laugh>
 
I wonder how long it would take for someone to notice what you meant if you walked around with a placard on saying 'HIAG' or 'Math'.

@Ginger Marks a job for you, mate.
 
Skylarker said:
I wonder how long it would take for someone to notice what you meant if you walked around with a placard on saying 'HIAG' or 'Math'.

@Ginger Marks a job for you, mate.
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Might as well just walk around with a dildo strapped to your head. Same difference.
 
Going back to the first couple of pages, my Dad's nickname since scouts has always been Taff, based on our surname.

That's nearly 70 years.

Haven't been arsed to read all the other pages, what's everyone's name then?
 
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Chief said:
Going back to the first couple of pages, my Dad's nickname since scouts has always been Taff, based on our surname.

That's nearly 70 years.

Havant been arsed to read all the other pages, what's everyone's name then?
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We have one Mary. A couple of Brian's and a Nigel, so far.
 
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Chief said:
Going back to the first couple of pages, my Dad's nickname since scouts has always been Taff, based on our surname.

That's nearly 70 years.

Havant been arsed to read all the other pages, what's everyone's name then?
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HIAG's called Barry, but pretends he's called Tyler and bullshits about running Marathons

Fosse might be called Maximillian, the same as that evil robot from The Black Hole.
 
Chief said:
Going back to the first couple of pages, my Dad's nickname since scouts has always been Taff, based on our surname.

That's nearly 70 years.

Havant been arsed to read all the other pages, what's everyone's name then?
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Abdul, you?

i reckon you could be a Gavin or a Paul
 
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Tel said:
Imagine trying to explain this site

Basically it's a bunch of lads and one or two lesbians who chat to each other about who's got the ****test manager, offer to fight each other in cages and participate in 771 page threads about Theresa May's haircut.

We don't use our real names cos we all genuinely hate each other's guts.

But here's ya tickets, I'm doing a favour for your nephew who has probably threatened to decapitate me at some point.
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Lesbians you say.............

Pray tell Tel :)
 
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