Nope. Tobes is merely an abbreviation to my original screen name on BBC 606, as everyone referred to me as Tobes.
You're getting warmer, mate. By the way, the "T" stands for "Tyler." "Big T" is a reference to a certain part of me that is massive, but that part does not necessarily start with a "T." Got it, now, mate?
Don't you ****ing start! Fosse will believe you! He already thinks I have a homo companion called Rupert!
Funnily enough, I had a Welsh PE teacher who loved his rugby. I was never a great fan of the game, but I was good at it, so I got on okay with him. He was a vicious bastard, though! He despised weedy kids and made them run laps around our playing fields until they dropped, in order to "beef them up a bit!" He had part of one of his fingers missing, probably a wound from a fight with a Rottweiler. Bastard.
