What day of the week is it thread

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A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A police officer was approaching , thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
As he got closer, it became apparent that she really WAS hanging out. When the officer came face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could arrest you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "OMG, I left the baby on the bus!"
 
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When I went to Pompey Tuesday evening, supporters around me were asking to bring back Jackett

Yea, but Kenny do any better?

I think the comment "bring back Jackett" was a bit tongue in cheek, Phil - a lot of our fans wanted him gone at the time of his dismissal, as his style of play wasn't to everyone's liking. He lost his way towards the end. During the summer Danny Cowley released a large number of our existing playing squad, and made a host of new signings of his own, but they have up to now failed to gel as a team. Give him time and I'm sure things will improve, but one thing is for certain, there is no way we will get promoted this season, that's for sure <cheers>